Why! WHY MUST YOU SUBJECT ME TO THIS!

alphabetiseme said:

Hey! Not a cat picture, but did you guys know that you were featured on Style magazine’s hot list?! Exciting stuff!

(I don’t know where this is based, but if you’re unaware, Style is a British fashion magazine joint with the Times newspaper :D)

Whoa!! That’s awesome!! We hadn’t seen that…thanks for passing it along! :)

"What in the fresh hell is that position supposed to be?!?!"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Please tell me you two are just planking."

"I could have gone my whole nine lives without learning what tea-bagging is…especially from this angle."

(Source: pinterest.com, via catsbeaversandducks)

"Eeeuuuuugggghhh…"

(via catsbeaversandducks)

"MY HEART. No, no, wait, MY SOUL. MY SOUL WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM SEEING YOU LIKE THIS. And also my appetite."

"Cockblocked!"

"Thank god we have a full supply of Clorox wipes. I’m going to have to disinfect the whole damn shower…aaaaaaand apparently the sink too now. Great. Just great."

"Betcha thought the office would be empty after business hours, eh? Nobody ever remembers the cleaning crew, huh? Thanks for the peep show!"

"Yeah, man, I agree that Victorian erotica can be very sexy, I’m just saying that it might not be your thing.”