"Look, Adam, I didn’t laugh when it happened to you, so I’d appreciate it if you’d extend the same courtesy to me."
"I’M JUST GONNA LET MYSELF OUT THE SAME WAY I CAME IN OH GOD I PROMISE NEXT TIME TO CALL FIRST."
"I want to leave the room, but I don’t want to risk opening my eyes and being confronted with that scene again.
Will one of you just tap me on the shoulder when it’s over?”
"I gotta be honest, this is not a flattering angle for either of you."
"Did you finish up writing their application for the Sue Johanson show yet? We’ve gotta get them help whether they like it or not."