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You’ve always been wrong.</description><title>Cats Watching You Have Sex</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @catswatchingyouhavesex)</generator><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c534c2e4181c457ab7847228f3b198c/tumblr_mk4ug4lUqx1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/46104062248</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/46104062248</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:39:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/961d75b4235c1aff1a539b0d5e50a137/tumblr_miask96Ugd1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/43280067993</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/43280067993</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 22:18:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdbedsLXxW1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/36035198864</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/36035198864</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:58:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>alphabetiseme said:

Hey! Not a cat picture, but did you guys...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m414kpMdlX1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alphabetiseme.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;alphabetiseme &lt;/a&gt;said:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hey! Not a cat picture, but did you guys know that you were featured on Style magazine’s hot list?! Exciting stuff!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(I don’t know where this is based, but if you’re unaware, Style is a British fashion magazine joint with the Times newspaper :D)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Whoa!! That’s awesome!! We hadn’t seen that…thanks for passing it along! :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/23054562264</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/23054562264</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 16:27:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“What in the fresh hell is that position supposed to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3avaezmvl1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“What in the fresh hell is that position supposed to be?!?!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/22127186291</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/22127186291</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:18:52 -0400</pubDate><category>submitted by jamie sowers</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>“Is it safe to come out yet?”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24ylhd8lS1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Is it safe to come out yet?”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/20684538405</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/20684538405</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 21:04:42 -0400</pubDate><category>amos the kitty</category><category>submitted by kat</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>“Please tell me you two are just planking.”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz72llbpR81qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Please tell me you two are just planking.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/17384174549</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/17384174549</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:36:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“I could have gone my whole nine lives without learning...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz566kZ1Cg1qh66wqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“I could have gone my whole nine lives without learning what tea-bagging is…especially from this angle.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/17330009307</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/17330009307</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:21:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“Eeeuuuuugggghhh…”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw1ufqu5MC1qh66wqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Eeeuuuuugggghhh…”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/14094412897</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/14094412897</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 20:23:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“MY HEART. No, no, wait, MY SOUL. MY SOUL WILL NEVER...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxowiYsfn1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“MY HEART. No, no, wait, MY SOUL. MY SOUL WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM SEEING YOU LIKE THIS. And also my appetite.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/13036834332</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/13036834332</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:48:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“Cockblocked!”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts7pnHSOz1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Cockblocked!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/12249039978</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/12249039978</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 15:07:00 -0400</pubDate><category>submission</category><category>sexyremedy</category></item><item><title>“Thank god we have a full supply of Clorox wipes....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltluy8sJmz1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Thank god we have a full supply of Clorox wipes. I’m going to have to disinfect the whole damn shower…aaaaaaand apparently the sink too now. Great. Just great.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/12035774198</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/12035774198</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:34:16 -0400</pubDate><category>melaniefish</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>“Betcha thought the office would be empty after business...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqoqsPIjJ1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Betcha thought the office would be empty after business hours, eh? Nobody ever remembers the cleaning crew, huh? Thanks for the peep show!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/11999075369</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/11999075369</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 15:28:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Yeah, man, I agree that Victorian erotica can be very...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln0bqhi8zf1qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Yeah, man, I agree that Victorian erotica can be very sexy, I’m just saying that it might not be &lt;em&gt;your&lt;/em&gt; thing.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/11738108685</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/11738108685</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:00:05 -0400</pubDate><category>submitted by skaca</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>“Look, Adam, I didn’t laugh when it happened to you,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6t534gc81qg4lm0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Look, Adam, I didn’t laugh when it happened to you, so I’d appreciate it if you’d extend the same courtesy to me.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/11698733934</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/11698733934</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:00:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Looks like Maru has been watching you a little too closely.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsftzxneS41qi1aj0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Looks like Maru has been watching you a little too closely.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/11065737323</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/11065737323</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 13:54:33 -0400</pubDate><category>oh hay</category><category>maru</category></item><item><title>“I’M JUST GONNA LET MYSELF OUT THE SAME WAY I CAME...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsconjdK0Z1qh66wqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“I’M JUST GONNA LET MYSELF OUT THE SAME WAY I CAME IN OH GOD I PROMISE NEXT TIME TO CALL FIRST.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/10855948202</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/10855948202</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 15:29:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Ughh…how rudimentary. I’m embarrassed for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscjeaMZIT1qz7ztxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Ughh…how rudimentary. I’m embarrassed for you. Really.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/10852560525</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/10852560525</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 13:35:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“I want to leave the room, but I don’t want to risk...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqrbtoCVLD1r1ypc8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“I want to leave the room, but I don’t want to risk opening my eyes and being confronted with that scene again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Will one of you just tap me on the shoulder when it’s over?”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/10559454574</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/10559454574</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:28:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Now THAT’S what I call boning!”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrsnfjeXFf1qejbiro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Now THAT’S what I call boning!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/10442225603</link><guid>http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/post/10442225603</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 10:26:55 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
